Teach Big Teach Small

Scene: boy and girl walking in the park. Boy pushing double buggy, girl slipping around on ice, on verge of full blown panic attack. 

girl: agh! I'm going to fall over. I don't LIKE it.  

boy: you'll be fine.  

girl: that's not comforting. Will you catch me if I fall over?  

boy: I'll try 

girl: THAT'S NOT COMFORTING. Say 'don't worry Pix, I'll catch you if you fall over.' 

boy: don't worry Pix, I'll probably catch you if you fall over.  

girl: BLOODY HELL. I don't care if you actually catch me, I just need to hear you say you will. It's reassuring. 

boy: It's lying.  

girl: ohforfucksake. I'll just reassure myself shall I?  

boy: probably for the best.  

girl: fuck. 

just spotted this post at
polaroids and peonies

had to repost

too funny!

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